bashing both sexes 4/05/2006 05:06
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
* 50 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
* 60 mins.

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
* Sexual Harassment.

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
* $3.99 a minute.

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
* The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
* Humpme Dumpme.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
* Marriage.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
* Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What do men and floor tiles have in common?
* If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
* Because those men already have boyfriends.

What is a man's view of safe sex?
* A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?
* "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
* After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
* The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do you call a smart blonde?
* A golden retriever.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
* The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
* The woman who ate the last donut.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
* A battery has a positive side.

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest breasts?
* The blonde, because she's 19.
very nice....
seven at 4/05/2006 10:11 快速引用
Where did you get this?
undoll at 4/05/2006 16:07 快速引用
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isis at 4/06/2006 07:53 快速引用
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