英语课继续中。。 3/19/2009 05:11
英语课继续中。。。
俺驾车飞到了停车场,说老实话,俺己经做好了被警察抓住的准备。不止一次和美国警察叔叔打交道了。记得一次俺还在美国大公司FIDELITY上班,这里俺估计几乎每个人都知道这个公司:管钱的。那个时间俺做TECHICAL SUPPORT, 所以必须早上赶在大家上班以前把SERVER打开,俺晚上搓麻将至深夜,第二天晕晕乎乎上了车,又着急赶时间,结果没留神在快到公司的地方被警察叔叔逮住了,在时速25的路段俺开到75!那一次罚款了:100多刀!!!疼死俺了!100多块那得玩多少圈麻将啊!!
还有一次,当时还在学电脑,作业太难,直到晚11:30俺还没有头绪,只好离开学校电脑室,开车飞跑回家,结果半路上被警察叔叔抓住。
警察A:HI,driver licence and registration, please.
案犯B:(自知理亏,乖乖的拿出来双手交给警察)
A:DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU ARE DIVING?
B:35 SOMETHING?
A:70!! THE SPEED LIMIT HERE IS 25!!
B:I AM TERRIBLY SORRY I AM OVERSPEEDY!! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY?
A:???
B:I STUDY IN RIVIER COLLEGE, JUST BEGIN TO LEARN COMPUTER TWO MONTHS AGO,THERE IS A HOMEWORK I FEEL TOO HARD FOR ME, I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT II EVEN WHEN I WAS DRIVING。。。。。。。
A:WHICH IS IMPORTANT? YOUR LIFE OR YOUR HOMEWORK?
B:I AM SORRY。
A:I WILL LET YOU GO THIS TIME,BUT WON'T NEXT!
B:THANKS A LOT!! I DO APPRECIATE IT!!!
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