您为什么不笑??? 10/19/2009 21:01
史上最强的中国式英语:

1.We two who and who?
>> 咱俩谁跟谁啊?
2.How are you ? How old are you?
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.You don" t bird me , I don" t bird you.
>> 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.You have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers !Together up !
>> 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.Hello everybody ! If you have something to say, then say ! If you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏,无事退朝
6.You me you me .
>> 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住!
8.Know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之,不知为不知…
9.WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹
10. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"son can make hole!!
>> 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11. American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12. One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die
>> 车祸现场描述
13. heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放
14. go past no mistake past
>> 走过路过,不要错过
15.
>> 小明:I am sorry!
>> 老外:I am sorry too!
>> 小明:I am sorry three!
>> 老外:What are you sorry for?
>> 小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!
>> 要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大,今年25。
18.You have two down son.
>> 你有两下子。
19. As far as you go to die ?
>> 有多远,死多远!!!!
20. I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
>> 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
21. 在美国街头发生一场车祸,唯一的目击者是一个中国人,当警察询问时,他描述道:
>> one car come
one car go
car car boom
one man die
警察当场晕倒……
21. no three no four!
>> 不三不四!
22. seven up eight down!
>> 七上八下!
23.love his mother who who!
>> 爱TM谁谁!
狂笑 狂笑 牛
wildcrane at 10/20/2009 00:20 快速引用
Chinglish has life, please don't trample on it
Gemini at 10/20/2009 03:14 快速引用
Gemini :
Chinglish has life, please don't trample on it



hahaha, very nice. 牛
wildcrane at 10/20/2009 11:14 快速引用
写得 have a nose and eye
有鼻子有眼的。 牛
外星人 at 10/21/2009 15:17 快速引用
外星人 :
写得 have a nose and eye
有鼻子有眼的。 牛


Laughing Laughing 牛

laugh dead me le.
wildcrane at 10/21/2009 15:39 快速引用
哈哈哈, 俺不BIRD您,您不BIRD俺。。。
smilhaNew at 10/21/2009 15:46 快速引用
Good 狂笑 at the end of a busy day.

open heart dead me le!!!!! happy
Himalaya at 10/21/2009 17:19 快速引用
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