zt 兩個女人在天堂聊天 1/13/2011 02:28
兩個女人在天堂聊天

女士A:我是凍死的

女士B:好可怕

女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?

女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。

女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
哈哈哈哈,一对情敌居然在天堂相遇,搞清楚身份之后怕是要打一架吧?
小草 at 1/13/2011 08:06 快速引用
这个黑色幽默倒是在说一个社会问题。曾有一个非常漂亮的女友就是这样对待他老公的。我很相信她老公会珍惜她的美貌和可爱的5岁儿子,一直告诉她什么怀疑都是在她的脑子里。她被折磨了俩年终于找到了确凿证据,最后以离婚告终,还好没出恶性事件。我知道后真是哑口无言,终于相信女人对自己的老公还是有第六感觉的。或者还是她的行为反而导致了他的不轨。我不知道。
花溪 at 1/13/2011 09:10 快速引用
花溪 :
这个黑色幽默倒是在说一个社会问题。曾有一个非常漂亮的女友就是这样对待他老公的。我很相信她老公会珍惜她的美貌和可爱的5岁儿子,一直告诉她什么怀疑都是在她的脑子里。她被折磨了俩年终于找到了确凿证据,最后以离婚告终,还好没出恶性事件。我知道后真是哑口无言,终于相信女人对自己的老公还是有第六感觉的。或者还是她的行为反而导致了他的不轨。我不知道。


自虐狂吗?婚姻是折磨还能等两年?
开会 at 1/13/2011 11:19 快速引用
自虐狂吗?婚姻是折磨还能等两年?[/quote]



幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.
花溪 at 1/13/2011 11:39 快速引用
Laughing 确实太黑色了!
wildcrane at 1/13/2011 12:11 快速引用
花溪 :
幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.


Happy marriages are built, not blessed with. smile
开会 at 1/13/2011 12:18 快速引用
开会 :
花溪 :
幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.


Happy marriages are built, not blessed with. smile


i think it it is blessed to begin with and to end with, and to build in order to last. wink
wildcrane at 1/13/2011 12:24 快速引用
wildcrane :
开会 :
花溪 :
幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.


Happy marriages are built, not blessed with. smile


i think it it is blessed to begin with and to end with, and to build in order to last. wink


One has got to find the right person to begin the marriage with. The right person is found, not blessed with. 狂笑
开会 at 1/13/2011 12:56 快速引用
开会 :
wildcrane :
开会 :
花溪 :
幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.


Happy marriages are built, not blessed with. smile


i think it it is blessed to begin with and to end with, and to build in order to last. wink


One has got to find the right person to begin the marriage with. The right person is found, not blessed with. 狂笑


Well, not everyone is blessed to find the right one (and the right one for each other). Indeed, I would say a big percentage of marriages are not blessed in such a case. Most cases, one party in the union is blessed Laughing !
wildcrane at 1/13/2011 13:13 快速引用
wildcrane :
开会 :
wildcrane :
开会 :
花溪 :
幸福的家庭都是一样的甜蜜。不幸的家庭各有各的不幸。 尤其是一方有强烈不安全感的家庭,对自己,另一方,孩子都是一种折磨。这种折磨有的延续不止两年。You are truly blessed if you have a happy marriage, cherish it, and don't ever take it for granted.


Happy marriages are built, not blessed with. smile


i think it it is blessed to begin with and to end with, and to build in order to last. wink


One has got to find the right person to begin the marriage with. The right person is found, not blessed with. 狂笑


Well, not everyone is blessed to find the right one (and the right one for each other). Indeed, I would say a big percentage of marriages are not blessed in such a case. Most cases, one party in the union is blessed Laughing !


Agree! Not everybody is lucky enough to find or meet his/her right one.
molimoli at 1/13/2011 15:39 快速引用
Too bad, it is easy to define who is NOT the right one because there is no definition of the right ONE.
Bono at 1/13/2011 15:47 快速引用
I know a good marriage needs hard work from both parts, however, there is no end of pain and suffering for some people. I think it's debatable the Right One is found or blessed. So let me rephrase, please consider yourself blessed if you have a happy one.
花溪 at 1/13/2011 17:16 快速引用
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.
Luanne at 1/13/2011 17:24 快速引用
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?
wildcrane at 1/13/2011 17:27 快速引用
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑
Luanne at 1/13/2011 17:28 快速引用
花溪 :
I know a good marriage needs hard work from both parts, however, there is no end of pain and suffering for some people. I think it's debatable the Right One is found or blessed. So let me rephrase, please consider yourself blessed if you have a happy one.


Right one 太主观了没法定义。还是left or right 相对客观一点
同样婚姻也无法定义绝对的好坏everything is good from one perspective;at the same time bad from another angle
Enjoy your life,(or suffer),married or not绝对化的追求the right one only means suffering
所谓的水月镜花是也
还记得husband department store的故事吗?
女士们,还是扶风老师说得好啊
活在当下
,follow your heart
Bono at 1/13/2011 22:16 快速引用
跟着感觉走
抓住梦的手
脚步越来越轻柔
smilhaNew at 1/14/2011 03:02 快速引用
Luanne :
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑

自己是right one or not只能找到another one以后才知道。
这是个dead lock
你长大了就知道了。
第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。
沈阳人贼够意思 at 1/14/2011 10:11 快速引用
Luanne :
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑


狂笑 狂笑 this is really funny.
wildcrane at 1/14/2011 11:11 快速引用
沈阳人贼够意思 :
Luanne :
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑

自己是right one or not只能找到another one以后才知道。
这是个dead lock
你长大了就知道了。
第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了


牛 狂笑

老大新年好啊!好久不见,不回屯了?
wildcrane at 1/14/2011 11:13 快速引用
沈阳人贼够意思 :
Luanne :
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑

自己是right one or not只能找到another one以后才知道。
这是个dead lock
你长大了就知道了。
第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。


看来没有right one, 只有 right credit card Laughing
Luanne at 1/14/2011 16:59 快速引用
沈阳人贼够意思 :

第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。


I am curious to know whether or not the ladies here are offended in any way by this line? It is so stereotype that women spend men's money.
Thomas88 at 1/14/2011 17:07 快速引用
Thomas88 :
沈阳人贼够意思 :

第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。


I am curious to know whether or not the ladies here are offended in any way by this line? It is so stereotype that women spend men's money.


it's just a joke smile
Luanne at 1/14/2011 17:08 快速引用
Thomas88 :
沈阳人贼够意思 :

第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。


I am curious to know whether or not the ladies here are offended in any way by this line? It is so stereotype that women spend men's money.

歧视女性啊
为了打破这个stereotype,我愿意付出任何代价
够意思吧

哪位女士愿意配合一下
给我张信用卡花花
Bono at 1/14/2011 18:05 快速引用
wildcrane :
沈阳人贼够意思 :
Luanne :
wildcrane :
Luanne :
finding the right one 得从自己做起: being a right one first.


狂笑 right one for whom?


whomever 狂笑

自己是right one or not只能找到another one以后才知道。
这是个dead lock
你长大了就知道了。
第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了


牛 狂笑

老大新年好啊!好久不见,不回屯了?

新年好!long time no 见了。 在那桃花盛开之前不会回屯了。
沈阳人贼够意思 at 1/14/2011 18:13 快速引用
Thomas88 :
沈阳人贼够意思 :

第三个女人看了对话,说了声:蠢人。然后拿着男人的信用卡逛街去了。


I am curious to know whether or not the ladies here are offended in any way by this line? It is so stereotype that women spend men's money.

我发言,总有人curious之。
哪位美女被冒饭之,请登记。
以请你吃饭为谢罪方式,当然刷我的卡了。
沈阳人贼够意思 at 1/14/2011 18:22 快速引用
现在科技进步了
一般只拿限额副卡了

Laughing
开会 at 1/14/2011 20:51 快速引用
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