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记者 曹建民 整理报道:昨日凌晨3点左右和上午10点左右,知名音乐人高晓松先后在腾讯微博发文力挺退出微博的舒淇。高晓松的微博发出后,立即引起了网友的关注,这条博文纷纷转发和评论。截至昨日傍晚7时,高晓松在腾讯所发的这条微博被转发的评论数已经达到25939次,并且数字还在持续增加。尤其是高晓松在这则博文中独特的行文,字里行间道尽光鲜背后的辛酸,引得众多网友纷纷效仿,疯狂撰写自己行业版本的辛酸史,有网编版、教师版、建筑版、企划版.......统称“高晓松体”。一时间,一条条有关于“我们这个行业”的诉苦填词在微博上盛行。

网友“接龙填词”摘录:

网编版:我们这个行业,卖文卖命卖青春,用深夜周末,献页面更新。从未巧取豪夺,鱼肉乡里,干过什么伤天害理之事。干好了,谢完战友谢领导,折行错了,罚款认错一个不能少。顶三五载虚浮名,挣零星吊养老钱。终归零落成泥,随风散去。主编总会有新宠,不复念旧人。看在曾带给网友欢娱,能否值回网编温暖?

工程师版: 我们这个行业,费脑、费心、费身体,用辛苦和健康,修路架桥供大家脚底舒服。从未巧取豪夺,未伤天害理。修好了,鞠躬求工程款,修坏了,诚惶诚恐不成眠。离家三五载,儿子不认爹。挣三五吊钱,不够养家。甲方有新宠,渐远是旧人。带给大家无颠簸之苦,无掉河之忧面上。是否值些人间温暖?.

企划版:我们这个行业,卖idea卖命卖青春,用深夜周末,献应用数据。从未巧取豪夺,鱼肉乡里,干过什么伤天害理之事。数据涨了,谢完基友谢Leader,数据跌了,诚惶诚恐不成眠。顶三五载虚浮名,挣几桶奶粉钱。终归零落成泥,随风散去。数据总会有起落,不复扶摇直上。看在曾带给网友欢娱,能否值回人间温暖?
tutu at 3/28/2012 08:32 快速引用
Thanks a lot to TUTU!!

just curious how to do it....
smilhaNew at 3/28/2012 08:51 快速引用
作业

Credit: (29519), sN, tt, XS, SQi, all my Tinglish teachers.

Sufficient to outline our biz, honest to The Holy, never cheat to get rich, never sacrifice folks for personal gains but in smile and tears we trade our talents, spend our juvenescence and toll our seven-feet to dispense bond and ease. In a good day, we humble and bow to our audiences' patronage; In a bad day, we tremble, we crumble and we speak miserable. After a vanity affair no more than 3535 yrs, a retirement saving equal to 7878 grnds, we are home alike trees and flowers turn into dirt, and dance out of sight with the wind. The audiences will always forget an old clown and get a new breed, but are these fleeing fanfares passing from us to you worthy a reward of a few moments of Le Monde affection or not? TX.
hpsyche at 3/28/2012 16:30 快速引用
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